Ok so I have a list of complaints! i usually ramble off my list to Jay over dinner but thought you know what.. I'm not going to do that to him tonight! Instead I'll tell the world so for one night he doesn't have to be burdened. And yes I have to tell them out loud.. it makes me feel better.
1) ACID REFLUX generically known as GERD. If you've never had the pleasure of experiencing this than don't even bother reading the rest of this blog you will NOT understand. I try to explain it to Jay like this.. " So it BURNS!! it's like acid is burning in my chest and filling up my throat. Everything makes it worse and laying down FORGET it! Then it's practically in my mouth. And you wanna french kiss me! The acid may burn off your tongue!"
2) Crazy allergies. Never had these beauties before.. Watery, itchy eyes, constant sneezing. And yea now when I sneeze I pee on myself a little.. Oh it's just a dribble but just enough to make me unconftorable where I have to change my underwear.
3) Constant cough.. Have no clue why but all day and nt and if I really start coughing hard... you guessed it dribble dribble
4) Achy back.. maybe because I've gained 37 lbs in my abd in like 3 months
5) I was getting Charley horses in my legs and feet but PRAISE THE LORD that has disappeared... but let me recap. A Charley horse hurts as bad as pushing a watermelon out of your chocha.. And the books say to " walk it out" . The only thing I wanna do is Punch Jay out cuz it usually happens in my sleep from which I awaken and he lies there sleeping like a baby
6) Getting fat.. hmm need I go on
7) Breast tenderness and these nipples are gigantic!!! And now a crazy thing happened to my body is that they touch my stomach. Yes if I sit down without a bra on these mammoth size boobies actually reach the top of my growing belly.. Now isn't that sexy
8) Constant hunger.. but since my mans growing so fast and big I can only put so much in so like an hour again I'm starving. Starving like I'm a desolate African refugee and only had some grains of rice the last month.
9) Peeing constantly.. Thinking that I am going to pee out a waterfall and what happens dribble dribble... Oh 10 min later back in the bathroom for more dribble dribble
10) Irritability hmmm need I go on...
So Jay this blog is for you baby!! If you even read these just know that tonight these lips are sealed .. except for kisses that is!!!
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2 comments:
You're gonna make it girl! For the Charlie HOrses - the thing that works, all the time every time, is to point your toe up towards your body quick and hard, as far as it will go. So, let's practice:
Extend your leg.
Bring your toe all the way back towards your body as far as it will go (you will feel the stretch in your hamstring)
Hold it there.
THe minute you start to feel a Charlie Horse coming, do that. I promise it will work.
Yes I totally understand GERD and I am not or have never been prego. I have it bad. I love ya.
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